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Rep. Dennis Kucinich Takes Annual Leave from Congress, Heads to North Pole

In Bureau of Elected Officials Who Look Like Mythological Creatures, Democrats, Holidays, Humor, News, Political Satire, Politics, Republicans, Satire, Travel on November 14, 2010 at 14:20

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to various reports, Ohio Congressman Dennis Kucinich has left Washington earlier than expected for his annual stint at the North Pole making toys in Santa’s Workshop.  The former Democratic candidate for President left early Sunday morning along with his family and select staff members.

Born Ari-rah of the Rilynn-annia (Silver Beast of the House of Wind) Rep. Kucinich has worked in Santa’s Workshop since he was a young boy, first learning to make wooden rocking horses at age 8 and eventually progressing to more complicated toys like jack-in-the-boxes and iPods.  “I told Speaker Pelosi that I would be leaving a couple of weeks earlier this year,” said Rep. Kucinich, “Santa sent word out to all of his most experienced elves that it was going to be a very busy season, especially considering the high demand for electronics.”

Rep. Kucinich leaves Washington just weeks after his party was voted out of power in the House of Representatives, and there some political experts reporting that certain House members are expressing their disapproval of Rep. Kucinich’s short sabbatical.  One high-ranking congressman was quoted as saying, “this guy needs to decide whether he’s a Congressman or one of Santa’s helpers…I mean really, we need every vote we can get right now and it seems Dennis is more concerned with which pair of pointed shoes he should bring with him to the North Pole.” 

Despite his opposition, Rep. Kucinich is due to arrive at Santa’s Workshop sometime Monday afternoon, where his work-station, hammer, and chisel will be waiting for him.  The Congressman is not expected back in Washington until after the new Congress is sworn into office in late January.

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