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THE NINJA ARCHIVES: Georgia Man Kills Wife, Sister, Aunt with One Shot (10/9/10)

In Culture, Family, Humor, Life, News, Satire, Tidbits on October 30, 2010 at 18:56

Clayton Daniels of  Blue Ridge, Georgia was arrested Monday morning when police arrived at his home to find his wife, Margene Daniels, shot in the back.  Upon further questioning, Detective Frank Peters of the Georgia State Police discovered that the victim and suspect not only shared a union in holy matrimony; they shared various blood relatives.

According to Detective Peters their family tree is “more crooked than a Congressman.”  Clayton and Margene shared the same biological father, but it doesn’t end there.  Margene’s biological mother had three daughters with another man.  One of those daughters was Mary Talbot, later Mary Daniels…Clayton’s biological mother.  Margene was not only Clayton’s sister through his father, but his aunt through his mother.

“It might seem confusing but we’re pretty used to this kind of thing down here,” said Detective Peters.

The motive for the killing is still unclear however many within the law enforcement community feel that it was either an intense competition for the attention of their father…or Margene’s purchase of a really ugly reindeer sweater for Clayton last Christmas that caused the violent outburst.

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  1. Incest is most prominent in America Appalachia and European royalty. In either case, never date a woman who calls anybody, “Uncle Daddy.”

    • Yes, I believe that was one of the three pieces of wisdom passed down to the basketball team from Teen Wolf by their coach, the other two being never play cards with a guy who’s first name is the same as a city, and never date a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Words to live by…words…to live by.

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