Philip Hoffman, an avid Giants fan and local film critic ranked the Denzel Washington film The Book of Eli as “the most disappointing and poorly made bio pic in film history” in last week’s issue of The Massapequa Post.
According to Hoffman, the film fails to provide “even a shred of truth” and is a perfect example of Hollywood choosing profit over reality. “For starters,” said Hoffman, “Eli Manning isn’t black.” He later added, “is the fact that he’s carrying a bible supposed to symbolize football as his religion? I don’t get it.”
Ninja Satire has learned that The Massapequa Post has replaced Hoffman with another film critic and are currently shopping around for a new entertainment editor.
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