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REPORT: Sen. Larry Craig Wanted Funding to Improve “Airport Facilities”

In Humor, News, Political Satire, Politics, Republicans, Satire on October 13, 2010 at 07:30

Ninja Satire has obtained information that Former Senator Larry Craig, a Republican from Idaho who was arrested for trying to solicit sex in a public restroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport in June of 2007, was seeking funding to improve “airport facilities” at the Boise Airport in his home state at the time of his arrest.

According to our sources, Senator Craig’s request for funds was predicated by complaints from his “constituents” that the airport facilities were “deplorable” and “in need of immediate attention.”  One of our sources revealed to us that Craig had told him, “there’s plenty of money for everybody.  If the people of Idaho want newer, cleaner, and more spacious stalls in their airport restrooms I am not going to disappoint them.”

Senator Craig withdrew his appropriations request after the Capitol Hill newspaper Roll Call ran a story on Craig’s arrest in late August of 2007.

Ninja Satire attempted to reach Senator Craig for comment but his office told our staff that he was “indisposed.”


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