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John Lennon Skips 70th Birthday Party

In Entertainment, Humor, In The News, Music, News, Satire, Television on October 10, 2010 at 07:04

Ninja Satire has learned that John Lennon did not attend his 70th birthday party today at Strawberry Fields in Central Park.  With a little help from her friends, Lennon’s wife Yoko Ono congregated a large gathering of adoring fans at the 2.5 acre spot in celebration of one of life’s greatest milestones. 

Each attendee was reportedly given their very own birthday candle to hold upon John’s arrival. 

Exactly why the Beatle didn’t show is unknown at this time, however there are various reports that Lennon was having lunch at the Carnegie Deli with Andy Kaufman around the time of the celebration.


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