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Illusionist David Blaine and Fiancee to Spend Honeymoon in Block of Ice

In Entertainment, Humor, In The News, News, Satire, Television on October 7, 2010 at 23:50

Ninja Satire has learned that American Illusionist David Blaine and his fiancée, French model Alizee Guinochet, will spend their honeymoon in a 12x10x10 block of ice at London’s famous Trafalgar Square.  Blaine insists that even in Alizee’s condition (yes, she’s pregnant), that the stunt is perfectly safe.  “She will be allowed out to keep appointments with the gynecologist, but that’s all,”  Blaine said.  Ninja Satire was unable to learn whether or not the future Mrs. Blaine would be let out should she go into early labor, or if doctors would be let in to deliver the baby inside the ice-cube.

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